Real sample of a gmail chat between Greg and I regarding our upcoming European vacation:
me: you need to quit wanting to go to places that don't exist.
Greg: Muh? What doesn't exist now?
me: robespierre was originally buried in an unmarked grave but then his body was moved to somewhere in the catacombs with a bunch of ofther people
Greg: Hey, I prefaced that desire with "If feasible"
me: fair enough. I am teasing a little.
me: anything else you want to see? a crumple horned snorkback, perhaps?
Greg: I'm just happy that we will be there for the first day of Vendemiaire
me: goodness, where did you find out about that?
Greg: French revolution reference.... Like Thermidor
Greg: I'm also completely obsessed with the French Republican Calendar now as you can see... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_Calendar
me: It is extremely badass
Greg: I tried listening to some learn Italian podcasts, but I haven't found a good one. All of them say the words really sssslllloooooooooowwwwwwwwwllllllllllyyyyyy and about 8 times And have horrible music
me: omg. are you searching on itunes?
me: I am surprised you haven't tried to find it other plances on line. I have to admit, my french one does have really bad music. It might be a thing.
Greg: I was gonna and then you told me to look on iTunes.... I hold you responsible for horrible italian casio disco torture ;)